For the days when "bless your heart" just isn't enough. Our F-ing Bath Salts are the ultimate attitude adjustment in a bag. These 12oz therapeutic soaks are formulated with premium Epsom salts to melt away muscle tension while the cheeky labels help melt away the BS. Whether you're running on fumes or just over it, there’s a soak for your specific level of "done."
The Vibe: Bold, therapeutic, and unapologetically honest.
The Scent & Mood Menu:
Calm the Fuck Down: A soothing Jasmine & Vanilla blend to quiet the noise.
Zero Fucks Given: A bright Vanilla Pomegranate mix for when you’re officially checking out.
Fucking Exhausted: Deeply relaxing Black Currant & Rose for when your battery is at 1%.
Bitch Relax: A calming Lavender & Sweet Mint reset to take the edge off.
Fresh Outta Fucks: A Tropical Refresher for when the tank is empty.
Bad Bitch Energy: Pink Grapefruit to recharge your power and confidence.
Badass Bitch: Sweet Red Raspberry for the fox who gets things done.
Ray of Fucking Sunshine: Lemon Verbena to brighten even the gloomiest mood.
The Benefits: High-quality Epsom salts help detoxify the body and soothe sore muscles, while the aromatherapy scents shift your mindset from "stressed" to "serene."
The Sassy Tip: These make the perfect "I feel you" gift for your bestie! Pair them with a Bamboo Shower Steamer Tray to turn a bad day into a distant memory.
For the days when "bless your heart" just isn't enough. Our F-ing Bath Salts are the ultimate attitude adjustment in a bag. These 12oz therapeutic soaks are formulated with premium Epsom salts to melt away muscle tension while the cheeky labels help melt away the BS. Whether you're running on fumes or just over it, there’s a soak for your specific level of "done."
The Vibe: Bold, therapeutic, and unapologetically honest.
The Scent & Mood Menu:
Calm the Fuck Down: A soothing Jasmine & Vanilla blend to quiet the noise.
Zero Fucks Given: A bright Vanilla Pomegranate mix for when you’re officially checking out.
Fucking Exhausted: Deeply relaxing Black Currant & Rose for when your battery is at 1%.
Bitch Relax: A calming Lavender & Sweet Mint reset to take the edge off.
Fresh Outta Fucks: A Tropical Refresher for when the tank is empty.
Bad Bitch Energy: Pink Grapefruit to recharge your power and confidence.
Badass Bitch: Sweet Red Raspberry for the fox who gets things done.
Ray of Fucking Sunshine: Lemon Verbena to brighten even the gloomiest mood.
The Benefits: High-quality Epsom salts help detoxify the body and soothe sore muscles, while the aromatherapy scents shift your mindset from "stressed" to "serene."
The Sassy Tip: These make the perfect "I feel you" gift for your bestie! Pair them with a Bamboo Shower Steamer Tray to turn a bad day into a distant memory.
