F-ing Shower Steamers

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Aromatherapy with Attitude

Sometimes a "gentle scent" isn't enough to fix the day. Our Explicit Essentials collection combines high-quality essential oils with a blunt truth. Whether you need to find your chill or find your spark, these steamers turn your shower into a judgment-free zone where you can wash away the day's nonsense.

  • The Vibe: Bold, therapeutic, and unapologetic.

  • The "Explicit" Scent Menu:

    • Ray of F&cking Sunshine: A bright Lemon Verbena blast to help you fake it 'til you make it.

    • Bad Bitch Energy: An empowering Grapefruit & Clementine blend for world-domination prep.

    • Let's Get Steamy: A sensual Jasmine & Amber mix for those "me time" showers.

    • Badass B!tch: A sharp, clean Peppermint & Rosemary vibe to keep you focused.

    • Fresh Outta Fucks: A cooling Eucalyptus & Spearmint reset for when you're officially done.

    • Calm TF Down: A heavy-hitting Lavender & Sage blend to stop the spiral.

    • F&cking Exhausted: Deep Cedarwood & Bergamot to help you finally shut your brain off.

    • Exhale the Bullsh!t: A crisp Sea Salt & Orchid scent to help you breathe through the drama.

    • Bitch Relax: A soothing Chamomile & White Tea soak for your senses.

  • The Experience: These large-format tablets fizz slowly, releasing concentrated essential oil vapors. They are vegan, cruelty-free, and proudly made in the USA.

  • The Sassy Tip: These make the perfect gift for your bestie who is going through it. Pair a steamer with a bottle of wine for the ultimate "Bitch, You Got This" care package.

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Aromatherapy with Attitude

Sometimes a "gentle scent" isn't enough to fix the day. Our Explicit Essentials collection combines high-quality essential oils with a blunt truth. Whether you need to find your chill or find your spark, these steamers turn your shower into a judgment-free zone where you can wash away the day's nonsense.

  • The Vibe: Bold, therapeutic, and unapologetic.

  • The "Explicit" Scent Menu:

    • Ray of F&cking Sunshine: A bright Lemon Verbena blast to help you fake it 'til you make it.

    • Bad Bitch Energy: An empowering Grapefruit & Clementine blend for world-domination prep.

    • Let's Get Steamy: A sensual Jasmine & Amber mix for those "me time" showers.

    • Badass B!tch: A sharp, clean Peppermint & Rosemary vibe to keep you focused.

    • Fresh Outta Fucks: A cooling Eucalyptus & Spearmint reset for when you're officially done.

    • Calm TF Down: A heavy-hitting Lavender & Sage blend to stop the spiral.

    • F&cking Exhausted: Deep Cedarwood & Bergamot to help you finally shut your brain off.

    • Exhale the Bullsh!t: A crisp Sea Salt & Orchid scent to help you breathe through the drama.

    • Bitch Relax: A soothing Chamomile & White Tea soak for your senses.

  • The Experience: These large-format tablets fizz slowly, releasing concentrated essential oil vapors. They are vegan, cruelty-free, and proudly made in the USA.

  • The Sassy Tip: These make the perfect gift for your bestie who is going through it. Pair a steamer with a bottle of wine for the ultimate "Bitch, You Got This" care package.